puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

victoriouselise:

im afraid your son is completely obsessed with birds…we cannot bring him back…im sorry…he is a lost caws

bootyscoutinglegion:

attack on my fucking patience what’s in the goddamn basement

hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

azurexdream:

croctor:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

how fucking metal is this. you’re hatching dinosaurs which YOU EAT 

THIS WAS MY CHILDHOOD

folkmessiah:

getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent

lakewitch:

i am the ocean:: a playlist of songs about the water
the ocean: an entity beautiful and complex with many secrets. it can inspire breathtaking beauty and then take away said breath with its cold clutches. it is growing, changing, shifting with the tide. we are all made of the ocean and someday we will all return to the ocean. 
“it is beautiful, it is endless, it is full and yet seems empty. it hurts us.”

seaside town - baths // oceans - coasts // heavy water/i’d rather be sleeping - grouper // nothing but the water (i) - grace potter and the nocturnals // i follow rivers - lykke li // the sea is a good place to think of the future - los campesinos // what the water gave me - florence and the machine // the pool - tori amos // bottom of the river - delta rae // ocean death - baths 
[[listen]]

lakewitch:

i am the ocean:: a playlist of songs about the water

the ocean: an entity beautiful and complex with many secrets. it can inspire breathtaking beauty and then take away said breath with its cold clutches. it is growing, changing, shifting with the tide. we are all made of the ocean and someday we will all return to the ocean.

“it is beautiful, it is endless, it is full and yet seems empty. it hurts us.”

seaside town - baths // oceans - coasts // heavy water/i’d rather be sleeping - grouper // nothing but the water (i)grace potter and the nocturnals // i follow riverslykke li // the sea is a good place to think of the futurelos campesinos // what the water gave me - florence and the machine // the pooltori amos // bottom of the riverdelta rae // ocean deathbaths 

[[listen]]

peesh:

Magicis Puellae | a playlist of your favorite magical girl anime openings

*:・゚✧listen on 8tracks here*:・゚✧

drunkmichaels:

shower jams: singing in the shower like you just don’t care

1. A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton // 2. Wannabe by Spice Girls // 3. Applause by Lady Gaga // 4. Friday I’m In Love by The Cure // 5. Teenage Dirtbag by Wheetus // 6. Best Song Ever by One Direction // 7. I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) by The Proclaimers // 8. Bye Bye Bye by ‘N Sync // 9. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift // 10. Barbie Girl by Aqua // 11. I Want It That Way by Backstreet Boys

Listen 

drunkmichaels:

shower jams: singing in the shower like you just don’t care

1. A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton // 2. Wannabe by Spice Girls // 3. Applause by Lady Gaga // 4. Friday I’m In Love by The Cure // 5. Teenage Dirtbag by Wheetus // 6. Best Song Ever by One Direction // 7. I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) by The Proclaimers // 8. Bye Bye Bye by ‘N Sync // 9. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift // 10. Barbie Girl by Aqua // 11. I Want It That Way by Backstreet Boys

Listen 

playboyziam:

shower time || everyone sounds better when they sing in the shower

 timber - kesha/pitbull // counting stars - one republic // wrecking ball - miley cyrus // i need your love - ellie goulding // heart attack - enrique iglesias // clarity - zedd/foxes // safe and sound - capital cities // best song ever - one direction // 23 - mike will made it // love more - chris brown // little white lies - one direction // birthday - selena gomez // treasure - bruno mars // tongue tied - grouplove // wake me up - avicii

+ listen

tenewolf:

Show(er); songs to blast while you sing into your shampoo bottle

1. Billionaire - Travie McCoy feat. Bruno Mars // 2. Pocketful of Sunshine - Natasha Bedingfield // 3. Daylight - Maroon5 // 4. We Are Young - FUN // 5. It’s Time - Imagine Dragons // 6. Titanium - David Guetta feat. Sia // 7. Stereo Hearts - Gym Class Heroes feat. Adam Levine // 8. Viva La Vida - Coldplay // 9.Hall Of Fame - The Script // 10. It Will Rain - Bruno Mars // 11. Don’t Stop Believing - Journey // 12. Misery - Maroon5

LISTEN

"Meet me at the bar. I’m buying."

bostonjaeger:

pairings where they “hate” each other but would be devastated if anything happened to one another aRE MY FUCKING WEAKNESS