"You could be forgiven for believing that the fedora just materialized on a dude’s head one day, perhaps after he successfully inserted 12 separate ‘get me a sandwich’ jokes into a single piece of My Little Pony erotic fan fiction. But the hat’s real origin was entirely unrelated to Applejack and Gilda discovering their repressed love: It got its name from the 19th century play Fedora, in which actress Sarah Bernhardt wore a stylish, narrow-brimmed women’s hat while playing the lead, Princess Fedora. Female fans of Bernhardt picked up the style, which soon became an early symbol of women’s liberation. Only later did fedoras become associated with menswear. In other words, like those Satanists who unknowingly wear an ancient Christian symbol around their necks, MRAs have picked the wrong symbol for their movement and should try adopting something new.”
OH MY GOSH
THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING EVER OH MY GOD
she pulls the classic shit where she sleeps around too, but since shes so quick to call a guy her boyfriend that means shes not a slut, yet other girls who arent so damn needy and dont call a guy theyve been fucking with for two weeks their bf, somehow are sluts. i hate that backward ass logic she creates to protect herself and girls like her from the truth of their backward opinions
Today I explained to a guy what shipping is
In the beginning he was quiet but when I started to panic he smiled and said:”it’s really cute that people see love everywhere, even if it’s not officially there.”
THIS MAY BE IRONIC, BUT I SHIP YOU.
just came home from a date with him <3
OH MY GOSH!!
I’M HEARING FREAKING WEDDING BELLS
I have made a terrible mistake
A little something about my gals MissCherry and Schpog.
For those who wonder: Of course we do have our porblems sometimes. Of course we all cry from time to time. And yes, there’s also jealousy sometimes. Just like in a “normal” realationship. But we all look out for each other and listen closely what the others have to say. When we fight it’s never about winning, it’s about problem solving. In the end the most important thing for me, and them, is that the others have a happy fullfilled life. (Not only a poly relationship should be like that).
I am so happy I am with them.
the only french i will ever need to know
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking