posted 9 hours agoMay 19, 2013, 5:56 am with 16,260 notes

inuysha-link-lover:

algrenion:

i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s

because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits

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posted 10 hours agoMay 19, 2013, 4:52 am with 82 notes

norway-stuck:

suckmykawaiidicku:

norway-stuck:

how draw smut

you put the pene in the vene then make it all bene

oH MY GOD

posted 1 day agoMay 18, 2013, 4:25 am with 274 notes

ishidakiyomondo:

ishimondo: the musical, featuring hit songs like

  • “why do i have a boner were both dudes”
  • “dont call me brother when were fucking”
  • “who can drink a carton of milk faster”
  • “who can drink a carton of milk faster (reprise)/why the fuck did we just do that i cant stop puking hold me kyodai”
  • “if you smoke on the premises again i will be forced to shove you up against a wall and fuck you violently”
  • “i think chihiro saw us”
  • “i think leon saw us”
  • and the famous ‘cram session’ scene!!!
posted 2 days agoMay 17, 2013, 10:20 am with 1 note

YOU CUTIE PATOOTIE FDSJKAKJGKJS V//////U//////V

SCREAMS INTO THE NIGHT

I LOVE KUZURYUU MORE THAN I LOVE MY OWN LIFE

bVSJDSDJ

Good god you’re both so cute thank you this is just what I needed ;u;

posted 2 days agoMay 17, 2013, 2:04 am with 10,578 notes

lampsarepeopletoo:

growlithed:

rupindre:

lameborghini:

petition to stop the use of the word schlong

what is schlong with it

why cant we all just get aschlong

as schlong as we use it in moderation i think we will be okay

posted 2 days agoMay 16, 2013, 5:59 pm with 281 notes

oh-shenanigans:

*Requested*

Geoff, Gavin & Ryan singing the Oompa Loompa song :)

posted 3 days agoMay 16, 2013, 1:54 am with 1,881 notes
posted 3 days agoMay 16, 2013, 12:12 am with 13,283 notes

naughty-tiger:

intergalacticju:

ladyogrady:

Dom & Sub is a body of illustrative work in digital media that attempts to humanize practitioners of BDSM and offer a representation of kinky sex that not only refutes negative stereotypes but informs the audience that sadomasochistic play is done best between happy, healthy, and consenting adults. I portrayed the couple in the work not only engaging in S&M play but also building a “scene” together and nurturing one another after the play has concluded; these are moments often left unconsidered or completely ignored in visual representations of S&M. I believe it’s important to see how kinky scenes are crafted with care, commitment to safety and enthusiastic consent in order to limit those times when sadomasochistic play is used to abuse or dehumanize other human beings. It is my hope that my audience will learn from the illustrations that sadomasochistic play is not always dark or scary, and that fellow ‘kinksters’ can enjoy tender representations of S&M that do not ridicule or pathologize them. I’ve designed the work to engage sadomasochistic imagery, material and theory with an ethical conscience.

YES YES YES

cute cute cute! <3

posted 4 days agoMay 15, 2013, 9:53 am with 212,805 notes
tHIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING EVER

barbarapaulus:

shoresoftheshadowlands:

aperfectillusion:

lettersfromdua:

aperfectillusion:

Step 1: Go someplace public with your laptop.

Step 2: Click HERE

Step 3: Press f11

Step 4: Start typing frantically.

Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen.

Step 6: ???????

Step 7: Profit

it helps if you roll your neck a few times, grunt and crack your knuckles. Trust me. 

Holy fucking shit. This has 80 thousand notes?!?!

THIS IS WAY MORE ENTERTAINING THAN IT SHOULD BE

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

posted 4 days agoMay 14, 2013, 10:27 pm with 108,183 notes
A guy in my psychology class said he thought orientation could possibly be a choice;

xxic:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you

Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.

Him: No.

Me: Why not?

Him: Because I don’t find men attractive

Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive

Him: ……. I can’t.

Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????

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stOP

THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER OMFLKRFJHELKFJHQWKJDHQEFKJHQFKJWEHFKWDJ;lejf;WELFJLWEFJKWEFJWEK

posted 4 days agoMay 14, 2013, 6:10 pm with 93,344 notes

ooshinythings:

videohall:

The counting song

I almost turned it off in the first 3 seconds, I’m glad i sat through that.

Amazingly innocent and dark at the same time; I love it.

Well that escalated quickly.

What…. the HELL… did I just watch? Oh frick… so depressing.

posted 4 days agoMay 14, 2013, 5:47 pm with 138,242 notes

missmurrka:

norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

Christians claiming to be oppressed by homosexuals is simultaneously one of the saddest and most hilarious things in the universe.

posted 5 days agoMay 14, 2013, 2:01 am with 29,670 notes