wednesdaysnecropolis:

Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994)

Oh Armand, I adore you! Every scene with him in sends shivers through me and makes all the little hairs stand on end. Magical creature.<3

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georgeinatree:

pterodactuality:

rosainfiore:

fulminata2:

morrissarty:

aspidelaps:

flygex-eatin-on-softies:

i-am-my-own-division:

stalkingstalkerthatstalks:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

purrplekat1989:

yadelah:

blktauna:

cwnerd12:

thedailymeme:

Over-Educated Problems

but the costuming is so historically inaccurate

The armour is from oddly mixed locations and periods..

Exactly what kind of Native American tribe is this suppose to be?

The subtitles on your foreign bad guys aren’t what they’re actually saying.

That didn’t happen for another two years…

THAT OBJECT IS NOT FLAMMABLE

BUT THE VOLCANO WOULDN’T HAVE ERUPTED THAT QUICKLY WTF

JUST BECAUSE A SNAKE IS MOVING DOESN’T MEAN THAT IT’S RATTLING THAT’S NOT EVEN A RATTLESNAKE GOD DAMN.

THOSE AREN’T THE RIGHT FANGS THAT’S NOT WHERE THE TONGUE GOES THEY DON’T MAKE THAT NOISE THAT IS A CAT HISS THAT’S MADE OUT OF LIKE 3 SPECIES THAT ISN’T HOW HEAT PITS WORK THEY CAN’T DO THAT WITH THEIR TONGUE HOW DO YOU GET SOMETHING THAT IS JUST A HEAD ON A BODY SO WRONG

tigers don’t yowl like cats goddamn that bird does not make that noise YOU CANNOT TALK TO EACH OTHER WHILE YOU’RE FREEFALLING AT TERMINAL VELOCITY SHOOTING AT A PARKED CAR DOES NOT MAKE IT EXPLODE THAT PIECE OF WOOD IS LIKE ONE CENTIMETRE THICK IT”S NOT GOING TO STOP A BULLET

GUNS DON’T WORK LIKE THAT! SWORDS DON’T WORK LIKE THAT! ARMOUR DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT! THAT’S IT! I’M REVOKING YOUR WEAPON PRIVILEGES!

NO WHY WOULD YOU PUT A TWIST OF LEMON IN YOUR CAFE LATTE THAT WILL JUST CURDLE THE MILK NO STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU’RE MAKING A TERRIBLE MISTAKE

WHY IS EVERYONE WHITE WHEN IT’S SET IN A PREDOMINATELY NON-WHITE AREA

YOU’RE ON A SPACE STATION. WHY ARE YOU NOT FLOATING? THINGS FLOAT IN SPACE. THAT’S HOW GRAVITY WORKS.

The entire Last Airbender movie

rifa:

hipsterinatardis:

Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious.

I just think it’s hilarious.

OH MY GOD

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angelicparabatai:

Ok <3.<3

who’s next? :]

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lovelylor:

I still die laughing everytime I see this scene 

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thisuzerwillselfdestruct:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

byleistrs:

morrissarty:

stupid-lemon-eater:

#the set designer motto for this movie was when in doubt add more glitter

it’s funny because it’s true

#AND LO IN A CLOUD OF GLITTER AND SYNTHESIZERS HE DOTH APPEAR #DAVID FUCKING BOWIE

This wasn’t even scripted this is just what happens whenever David Bowie enters a room anywhere

David Bowie didn’t even have a costume wardrobe, he just showed up for filming. 

(Source: forever90s)

Mulan in Traditional Chinese paintings

喜恭发财! 행복한 새해 보내세요! Chúc mừng năm mới! Happy Lunar New Year!

Click on the gif that features a Chinese character to see its meaning!

undressyourbones:

Decided to finish it though I should really be sleeping instead.
Yeah.

It is our job to watch over the children of the world, and keep them safe.

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