posted 5 months agoNov 30, 2012, 7:06 pm with 195,275 notes

durianseeds:

I Think I Am In Friend-Love With You” written by and illustrated by Yumi Sakugawa, published in Sadie Magazine, 2012.

posted 6 months agoNov 16, 2012, 6:31 am with 11,003 notes
How to find out who your REAL patron troll is!

gaaraofsuburbia:

gbshomestuck:

 I’m here to tell you how to find your ~ACTUAL~ patron troll! 
John Egbert was born April 13th, which actually makes him an Aries. But Aradia isn’t his patron troll, it’s Vriska.
Here’s why~
April is the 4th month of the year, thus making his birthday 4-13 in those number date things.
Then, you smoosh all the numbers together, and create the number we all know and love! 413! Now put addition signs between each of the numbers. 4+1+3= 8. WOOOAHHH. Who’s the 8th sign in the Zodiac? VRISKA. Woah man!

Next, Jade!
Her birthday is December 1st. Which is 12-2. And together 121. 1+2+2= 4. Who’s the fourth sign in the Zodiac? Cancer!! Thus Jade’s patron troll is Karkat.
Rose:
December 3rd. 12-3. 123. 1+2+3= 6. Virgo is the sixth sign in the Zodiac. Thus, Kanaya is Rose’s patron troll.
Dave:
Dave:
December 4th. 12-4. 124. 1+2+4= 7. Libra is the seventh sign in the Zodiac. Thus, Terezi is Dave’s patron troll.
Woah man, did I just blow your mind? I hope so.
This also helps me remember all the kid’s birthdays.
Anyway, another example. My birthday is September 21, so 9-21, 921, 9+2+1=12. Thus my patron is Feferi. 
Another note, you may get an answer OVER 12! Do not fret, the next step is pulling up your calculator and dividing the sum by 12. If the product is 1.5 or less, your patron is Aradia. If it’s 1.6 or higher, it’s Tavros. (At least, these are guidelines I go by.)
Anywayyy, thanks for reading. Just, the whole “I’m a Virgo thus my patron is Kanaya” thing is one of my pet peeves!
And for your reference:
1 - Aradia
2 - Tavros
3 - Sollux 
4 - Karkat
5 - Nepeta
6 - Kanaya
7 - Terezi
8 - Vriska
9 - Equius
10 - Gamzee
11 - Eridan
12 - Feferi

(I would instead suggest adding the digits of the number over twelve you got, e.g. 13 would be 1+3 = 4)

But like HOLY SHIT WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL?? ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT HUSSIE CHOSE THE KIDS’ PATRON TROLLS AT RANDOM. WHY IS NOBODY ELSE FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS REVELATION?

Also apparently I’m Equius (10/08)

March 8th.

3/08

3+0+8 = 11

Eridan, biznitches.

posted 7 months agoOct 22, 2012, 1:04 am with 18,264 notes
A Parent’s Worst Fear.

geeksandgaymers:

Our boy has awful taste in men.

posted 7 months agoOct 22, 2012, 12:57 am with 288,788 notes

chanyeols-crack-dealer:

lavastormsw:

The Most Gorgeous Book Ever Has No Words Or Pictures, Just Color

This is the RGB Colorspace Atlas by Tauba Auerbach. The 8”x8” hardcover tome is pretty much an encyclopedia of every color in the RGB index. It’s huge, it’s gorgeous, and I want one.

……oh my god

I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS

It’s like they were made for each other.

i swear to fucking hell if you fuckers start shipping a book and i pen i will forcibly shove you back into the pits of hell you came from

Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book’s spine.

“Can you imagine it?” the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. “Just picture it. With your collection and my potential…we can color the world.”

omfg

I AM SO DONE WITH TUMBLR.

posted 10 months agoJul 20, 2012, 10:03 am with 30,673 notes

chandeluresinitaly:

yarnandkoopashells:

gekithereviewer:

d-padsez:

sebinsky:

itachirox:

senoritacumberbatch:

saveyoursympathies:

500daysofevilexes:

swallowedseas:

unfreshing:

amenpenis:

that. was. terrifying.

what. the. fuck.

This legitimately gave me chills. I don’t even care if it’s fact or fiction, it’s a stroke of genius. Everyone should watch this and get goosebumps.

WHAT NO WTF

This is back! Yes! 

alright well that’s fucking terrifying O_O;;

cries and never leaves my bedroom again

Woah.

Hooooooooly shit.

I was more intrigued than horrified. Creepy in an interesting way.

scary, yet interesting.

THERE ARE NO WORDS I AM TERRIFIED I’M GONNA CRY.

(Source: askstarbuck)

posted 10 months agoJul 17, 2012, 12:31 am with 218,579 notes

env0:

This makes me too happy!

(Source: disneymagix)

posted 10 months agoJul 16, 2012, 11:45 am with 92,367 notes
lianaet:

mr-radical:

i sat here laughing at this for like 30 seconds before finally hitting reblog



Holy shit help me

lianaet:

mr-radical:

i sat here laughing at this for like 30 seconds before finally hitting reblog

Holy shit help me

posted 10 months agoJul 11, 2012, 5:29 am with 1,555 notes

kawaiid:

snoipurr:

zambies:

moxiearien:

ambitiousbard:

senile-snake:

W E L C O M E   T O   T U M B L R  H E L L

this doesn’t even make sense what

god no…

how did i miss thing holy shit

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK

posted 10 months agoJul 11, 2012, 3:31 am with 26,925 notes

kinomatika:

p33p:

scarvenrot:

Dave’s lullaby.

peterparkersobsuncontrolably.gif

oh gf

fuck fuck

fuck oh god fuck

I’m never going to stop crying.

posted 10 months agoJul 10, 2012, 4:23 am with 20,056 notes

sevinne:

grumpyguns:

msmaillady:

modmad:

thewhimsicaltrickster:

huesofjadeharley:

zikau:

I AM SO SCARED RIGHT NOW

its laughter is contagious!

//dies from laughing so hard.//

LEGIT TEARS OH MY FUCK

IT’S FUCKING POSSESSED 

oh MY GOD HLEP

holy shit

(Source: videohall)

posted 10 months agoJul 9, 2012, 3:45 am with 7,534 notes
butyoudidnthavvetocutmeoff:

gamzeeweebseverywhere:


Your name is TAVRISOLERITEREZEPETAMZEEQUIURADIKARNAYAFERI VANTAMPORERKETARYAMAKARMEGICAPEIXAHHAKEIJONITRAMYROPE, and you are LITERALLY THE BIGGEST CLUSTERFUCK ON ALTERNIA. People seriously have problems believing you actually exist. Your trollhandle is grimcarcinogenetecistoftheapocalypticarmageddonofTerminallyillarachnidsandcentaursandcuttlefishandcats and you :33—> tYP3 11N 4 cLU2T3RFUCK 0F 4 tYP11NG sTYL3 ww)(11C)( 11S ww4Y tWW0 cOMPL11C83D tWW0 b3 3VV3N r3M0T3LY pR4CT1C4L!!!!!!!!this is ttly srs fentrol guys.

u ok
how did they even make this omg
the lovely original post: http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&q=TAVRISOLERITEREZEPETAMZEEQUIURADIKARNAYAFERI+VANTAMPORERKETARYAMAKARMEGICAPEIXAHHAKEIJONITRAMYROPE#/d55qic4

hello there mixed fusion
i have something…..

….and it’s this ^

butyoudidnthavvetocutmeoff:

gamzeeweebseverywhere:

Your name is 
TAVRISOLERITEREZEPETAMZEEQUIURADIKARNAYAFERI VANTAMPORERKETARYAMAKARMEGICAPEIXAHHAKEIJONITRAMYROPE, and you are LITERALLY THE BIGGEST CLUSTERFUCK ON ALTERNIA. People seriously have problems believing you actually exist. Your trollhandle is grimcarcinogenetecistoftheapocalypticarmageddonofTerminallyillarachnidsandcentaursandcuttlefishandcats and you :33—> tYP3 11N 4 cLU2T3RFUCK 0F 4 tYP11NG sTYL3 ww)(11C)( 11S ww4Y tWW0 cOMPL11C83D tWW0 b3 3VV3N r3M0T3LY pR4CT1C4L!!!!!!!!

this is ttly srs fentrol guys.

u ok

how did they even make this omg

the lovely original post: http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&q=TAVRISOLERITEREZEPETAMZEEQUIURADIKARNAYAFERI+VANTAMPORERKETARYAMAKARMEGICAPEIXAHHAKEIJONITRAMYROPE#/d55qic4

hello there mixed fusion

i have something…..

….and it’s this ^

posted 10 months agoJul 3, 2012, 11:44 am with 2,773 notes
explosmstuck:


If you thought this was going to be sadstuck, you were wrong


SHRIEKS

explosmstuck:

If you thought this was going to be sadstuck, you were wrong

SHRIEKS

posted 10 months agoJul 3, 2012, 11:04 am with 28,517 notes
If your pants were a .rar file, I would unzip them

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posted 10 months agoJul 3, 2012, 7:28 am with 105,887 notes
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posted 10 months agoJul 3, 2012, 6:18 am with 147 notes

harusochinchin:

WHAT IF THERE WAS LIKE A VAMPIRE BUT THEY JUST SUCKED THE SEMEN OUT OF GUYS BALLS