you’re important to me you piece of shit
"I’m not sure what the future holds, but I hope that you are in it."
I’m here to tell you how to find your ~ACTUAL~ patron troll!
John Egbert was born April 13th, which actually makes him an Aries. But Aradia isn’t his patron troll, it’s Vriska.
April is the 4th month of the year, thus making his birthday 4-13 in those number date things.
Then, you smoosh all the numbers together, and create the number we all know and love! 413! Now put addition signs between each of the numbers. 4+1+3= 8. WOOOAHHH. Who’s the 8th sign in the Zodiac? VRISKA. Woah man!Next, Jade!
Her birthday is December 1st. Which is 12-2. And together 121. 1+2+2= 4. Who’s the fourth sign in the Zodiac? Cancer!! Thus Jade’s patron troll is Karkat.
December 3rd. 12-3. 123. 1+2+3= 6. Virgo is the sixth sign in the Zodiac. Thus, Kanaya is Rose’s patron troll.
December 4th. 12-4. 124. 1+2+4= 7. Libra is the seventh sign in the Zodiac. Thus, Terezi is Dave’s patron troll.
Woah man, did I just blow your mind? I hope so.
This also helps me remember all the kid’s birthdays.
Anyway, another example. My birthday is September 21, so 9-21, 921, 9+2+1=12. Thus my patron is Feferi.
Another note, you may get an answer OVER 12! Do not fret, the next step is pulling up your calculator and dividing the sum by 12. If the product is 1.5 or less, your patron is Aradia. If it’s 1.6 or higher, it’s Tavros. (At least, these are guidelines I go by.)
Anywayyy, thanks for reading. Just, the whole “I’m a Virgo thus my patron is Kanaya” thing is one of my pet peeves!
And for your reference:
1 - Aradia
2 - Tavros
3 - Sollux
4 - Karkat
5 - Nepeta
6 - Kanaya
7 - Terezi
8 - Vriska
9 - Equius
10 - Gamzee
11 - Eridan
12 - Feferi
(I would instead suggest adding the digits of the number over twelve you got, e.g. 13 would be 1+3 = 4)
But like HOLY SHIT WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL?? ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT HUSSIE CHOSE THE KIDS’ PATRON TROLLS AT RANDOM. WHY IS NOBODY ELSE FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS REVELATION?
Also apparently I’m Equius (10/08)
3+0+8 = 11
Our boy has awful taste in men.
The Most Gorgeous Book Ever Has No Words Or Pictures, Just Color
This is the RGB Colorspace Atlas by Tauba Auerbach. The 8”x8” hardcover tome is pretty much an encyclopedia of every color in the RGB index. It’s huge, it’s gorgeous, and I want one.
……oh my god
I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS
It’s like they were made for each other.
i swear to fucking hell if you fuckers start shipping a book and i pen i will forcibly shove you back into the pits of hell you came from
Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book’s spine.
“Can you imagine it?” the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. “Just picture it. With your collection and my potential…we can color the world.”
I AM SO DONE WITH TUMBLR.
that. was. terrifying.
what. the. fuck.
This legitimately gave me chills. I don’t even care if it’s fact or fiction, it’s a stroke of genius. Everyone should watch this and get goosebumps.
WHAT NO WTF
This is back! Yes!
alright well that’s fucking terrifying O_O;;
cries and never leaves my bedroom again
I was more intrigued than horrified. Creepy in an interesting way.
scary, yet interesting.
THERE ARE NO WORDS I AM TERRIFIED I’M GONNA CRY.
This makes me too happy!
Your name is
TAVRISOLERITEREZEPETAMZEEQUIURADIKARNAYAFERI VANTAMPORERKETARYAMAKARMEGICAPEIXAHHAKEIJONITRAMYROPE, and you are LITERALLY THE BIGGEST CLUSTERFUCK ON ALTERNIA. People seriously have problems believing you actually exist. Your trollhandle is grimcarcinogenetecistoftheapocalypticarmageddonofTerminallyillarachnidsandcentaursandcuttlefishandcats and you :33—> tYP3 11N 4 cLU2T3RFUCK 0F 4 tYP11NG sTYL3 ww)(11C)( 11S ww4Y tWW0 cOMPL11C83D tWW0 b3 3VV3N r3M0T3LY pR4CT1C4L!!!!!!!!
this is ttly srs fentrol guys.
how did they even make this omg
hello there mixed fusion
i have something…..
….and it’s this ^
If you thought this was going to be sadstuck, you were wrong