thegentledarkness:

babv:

dude looks so haps

Happy snake!

(Source: earth-song)

cybercum:

just look at how happy this turtle looks i mean how can you not like this picture

whatapreciouslittlefuckfox:

in case you weren’t aware

snakes yawning are literally the cutest things on the planet asdnsjkandjkasjkf

cicerosaidwhatnow:

snakeeaters:

gakujin:

(via 【拡散】大勢の人にこの事実を知って欲しい【ニシキヘビ】… on Twitpic)

I reblogged this just a short time ago, but then my boyfriend decided to do a quick translation of the text, since I don’t read Japanese. 

castiel-the-assbutt:

whatthisismyurl:

wow I’ve never seen a bird drink before

that’s a snake

(Source: exploitastic)

professor-geekatron:

Realizing you had homework.

the-goggles:

Gecko Comic by ~montiray

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

maddiesaur:

snake-lovers:

Oun Sambath and his pet python.

A few months after Oun Sambath was born, his family found a baby python under his mattress. They carefully took it outside, but during the night it returned to be with the baby boy. The boy’s father prayed, and decided that the snake belonged to the boy and would bring them happiness.

The boy and the snake have been together ever since. They have played together, have slept together, and even have talked together.

“What do you say to the snake?” People have asked the boy.

“That is a secret,” the boy has replied.

DO YOU FEED HIM YOUR ENEMIES

this is a redflag that your chiLD IS VOLDEMORT

we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’

beiblime:

shaymine:

my-matesprit-is-a-timelord:

nalcania2:

Brushie brushie appreciation post

THE TURTLE

quoth the raven, “brushie brushie”

Shake dat ass

snake-lovers:

Blizzard and Charcoal Corn Snakes